Most of you may know my mom teaches my sibs and i at home. this year I'm 9th grade . I'm learning how to drive now (hehehehe;@ ) ) . not much longer til I get my permit :@ ) NEways..Click here to find out if you're a homeschooler , here for the 14 Days of Homeschooling , here to listen to Bunch of Believer's Homeschool Girl or Here for Homeschool Fun . God bless ! 3-30-01 You Might Be A Home-schooler If... ~You come to school in your PJ's. ~Your stacks of books to check out is taller than the librarian. ~Your PE comes from chasing little toddlers around. ~Your school bus is a 9 passenger van. ~You consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusualpunishment. ~Your father has ever told the check-out lady at Wal-mart, "We're on a field trip." ~Your social life is viewed to be one rung lower than that of a Benedictine monk .~Your teacher has ever written your report card on a napkin. ~You have to move dirty laundry off your desk before you can startschool. ~The signatures on your diploma all end with the same last name. ~Everyone else in the world is referred to as "Non-homies." ~Your Mother's wardrobe consists primarily of denim jumpers. ~Your first real date is on your honeymoon. ~The word 'homework' sounds like an foreign language. ~Your yearbook is also your babybook. ~A snow day means that you shovel the driveway after you finish your school work. ~You forward e-mail's between Math and English. ~You enjoy the pastime of watching public school kids walk home from school. ~You have to look at the clock to see if you can call your public school friends yet. ~You think that public-school-kid is an insult of the highest degree. ~Health class consists of eating breakfast. ~You have to decide what year you want to graduate. ~You are always late but just call it "homeschooler time." ~You can remember nearly every single day you went to public school. THE 14 DAYS OF HOMESCHOOL (Sung to the tune of "THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS") On the first day of home school my neighbor said to me, "Can you home school legally?" --- On the second day of home school my neighbor said to me, "Are they socialized, can you home school legally?" --- On the third day of home school my neighbor said tome, "Do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you home school legally?" --- On the fourth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you home school legally?" --- On the fifth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "YOU ARE SO STRANGE! What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you home school legally?" --- On the Sixth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "How long will you home school, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you home school legally?" --- On the seventh day of home school my neighbor said to me, "Look at what they're missing, how long will you home school, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, doyou home school legally?" --- On the eighth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "Why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you home school, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you home school legally?" --- On the ninth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "They'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you home school, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you home school legally?" --- On the tenth day of home school my neighbor said to me, "What about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you home school, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you home school legally?" --- On the eleventh day of home school my neighbor said to me, "I could never do that, what about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?" --- On the twelfth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Can they go to college, I could never do that, what about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, What about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?" --- On the thirteenth day of homeschool I thoughtfully replied: "They can go to college, yes you can do this, they can have graduation, we don't like the prom, we do it cuz we like it, they are missing nothing, we'll homeschool forever, WE ARE NOT STRANGE!, We give them P.E., and we give them tests, they are socialized, AND WE HOMESCHOOL LEGALLY! --- On the fourteenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "How can I get started, why didn't you tell me, where do I buy curriculum, when is the next conference,WILL PEOPLE THINK WE'RE STRANGE? I think we can do this, if you will help us, can we join P.E. and we'll homeschool legally!! |
